Yup, my life right about now
-why don't I just nail you right now?
-what did you say?
-well that's your persuasion isn't it? I'll send you home with a "I just banged the neighbor's cat" look on your face.
-please, if I were half as stupid as you, my brains wouldn't be worth a dime.
-yeah? Well if I were half as fat as you, my brother the hindenberg might be jealous, and if I were half as ugly I would be a poster boy for a prophylactic.
-well I know one thing, you'll never lay a finger on me.
-not without getting some antibiotics in me first I won't
Straight women: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Gay women: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Straight guys: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Gay guys: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Asexuals: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Pansexuals: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Martin Freeman: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Everyone in the world: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Other species: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Benedict Cumberbatch: Nooo, I'm actually....
The whole universe: SHUT.UP.YOU.ARE.
yup
